• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

test please delete

Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    I fell asleep in the gutter once
    Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

    Comment


      Originally posted by zeitghost



      BI
      got
      a
      PALI
      60806


      I thought nobody had noticed!
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

      Comment


        Originally posted by zeitghost
        <cough>

        I'm no expert, but maybe you're doing wrong?
        Now sweety zeity.... as if I would do that..... I can't cope with you know what.... do you really think that is ever ever gonna happen???
        Bazza gets caught
        Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

        CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

        Comment


          Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
          I'd say it depends on the level of pissedness. If she starts getting leery and abusive and offensive, then that's not at all attractive, in fact it's quite the opposite, it spoils the whole occasion, especially if you've been planning it secretly for weeks!!!!
          Yeah, and if she gets off with some other bloke in a nightclub while you're watching and he runs off when he sees you walking across the dance floor towards him with murder in your eyes and you're twice as big as he is and she grabs you and tries to dance with you and pretends like nothing's happened and she NEVER apologises for it even though she knows you were really upset by it! That's not attractive!

          Comment


            Originally posted by Bear View Post
            I fell asleep in the gutter once
            Ah jaysus... Ted and you're able to fly and everything... tut tut
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

            Comment


              Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
              Yeah, and if she gets off with some other bloke in a nightclub while you're watching and he runs off when he sees you walking across the dance floor towards him with murder in your eyes and you're twice as big as he is and she grabs you and tries to dance with you and pretends like nothing's happened and she NEVER apologises for it even though she knows you were really upset by it! That's not attractive!
              ummmmmm sweetheart, have you got something you would like to get out in the open, some kind of pent up fury???

              why the **** didn't you bin her off???
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

              Comment


                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Ah jaysus... Ted and you're able to fly and everything... tut tut
                I wasn't that night!
                Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem

                Comment


                  Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                  Yeah, and if she gets off with some other bloke in a nightclub while you're watching and he runs off when he sees you walking across the dance floor towards him with murder in your eyes and you're twice as big as he is and she grabs you and tries to dance with you and pretends like nothing's happened and she NEVER apologises for it even though she knows you were really upset by it! That's not attractive!
                  Talk to us, Moose. Tell us all about it.

                  Share.

                  We love you. You can trust us.

                  Get it off your chest. We won't put it on the InterNet, promise.
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

                  Comment


                    Originally posted by Bear View Post
                    I wasn't that night!
                    Beer full of kryptonite?? (Is that spelt right??)
                    Bazza gets caught
                    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

                    Comment


                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      ummmmmm sweetheart, have you got something you would like to get out in the open, some kind of pent up fury???

                      why the **** didn't you bin her off???
                      Because I was married to her. And the kids and everything.

                      Anyway, I took my wedding ring off at the weekend.

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X