I fell asleep in the gutter once
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Originally posted by zeitghost


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I thought nobody had noticed!
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost<cough>
I'm no expert, but maybe you're doing wrong?
Now sweety zeity.... as if I would do that..... I can't cope with you know what.... do you really think that is ever ever gonna happen???
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Yeah, and if she gets off with some other bloke in a nightclub while you're watching and he runs off when he sees you walking across the dance floor towards him with murder in your eyes and you're twice as big as he is and she grabs you and tries to dance with you and pretends like nothing's happened and she NEVER apologises for it even though she knows you were really upset by it! That's not attractive!Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostI'd say it depends on the level of pissedness. If she starts getting leery and abusive and offensive, then that's not at all attractive, in fact it's quite the opposite, it spoils the whole occasion, especially if you've been planning it secretly for weeks!!!!Comment
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Ah jaysus... Ted and you're able to fly and everything... tut tutOriginally posted by Bear View PostI fell asleep in the gutter once
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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ummmmmm sweetheart, have you got something you would like to get out in the open, some kind of pent up fury???Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostYeah, and if she gets off with some other bloke in a nightclub while you're watching and he runs off when he sees you walking across the dance floor towards him with murder in your eyes and you're twice as big as he is and she grabs you and tries to dance with you and pretends like nothing's happened and she NEVER apologises for it even though she knows you were really upset by it! That's not attractive!
why the **** didn't you bin her off???Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I wasn't that night!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostAh jaysus... Ted and you're able to fly and everything... tut tut
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Talk to us, Moose. Tell us all about it.Originally posted by Moose423956 View PostYeah, and if she gets off with some other bloke in a nightclub while you're watching and he runs off when he sees you walking across the dance floor towards him with murder in your eyes and you're twice as big as he is and she grabs you and tries to dance with you and pretends like nothing's happened and she NEVER apologises for it even though she knows you were really upset by it! That's not attractive!
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Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Beer full of kryptonite?? (Is that spelt right??)Originally posted by Bear View PostI wasn't that night!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Because I was married to her. And the kids and everything.Originally posted by cailin maith View Postummmmmm sweetheart, have you got something you would like to get out in the open, some kind of pent up fury???
why the **** didn't you bin her off???
Anyway, I took my wedding ring off at the weekend.Comment
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