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Southend Pier is the world's longest pleasure pier at 1.34 miles (2158 metres). Over the years the pier has suffered fires and ship collisions, most recently in October 2005, but it has been repaired each time.

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With the decline of traditional British sea-side resorts, from the 1960s onwards much of the centre of Southend was developed as a centre of commerce, and many of the original features of this once-attractive Victorian seaside town were destroyed through redevelopment or neglect.

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H.M. Revenue & Customs (HMRC), (formerly H.M. Customs and Excise), are major employers in the town, and the central offices for the collection of VAT are located there. Southend recently opened the new University of Essex, Southend, aimed at boosting the town's flagging economy

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There are nine railway stations within the Borough boundary serving the many Southend residents who commute to work in London.

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Eltham ['ɛltəm] is a district in the London Borough of Greenwich. It is a suburban development situated 8.6 miles (13.8 km) east south-east of Charing Cross.

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According to the 2001 Census, the population of Eltham was 87,579

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Eltham forms one of the three major urban centres in Greenwich, and is defined as one of thirty-five major centres within London by the London Plan.

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Latest news reports advise that a cell of 4 terrorists has been
operating in Merseyside, Liverpool. Police advised earlier today
that 3 of the 4 have been detained.

The Merseyside Regional Police Commissioner stated that the
terrorists Bin Stealin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Fightin have been
arrested on immigration issues.

The Police advise further that they can find no one fitting the
description of the fourth cell member, Bin Workin, in the area.

Police are confident that anyone who looks like Workin will be
very easy to spot in the community.

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Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to
be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from a girl.

A Scotland Yard spokesman said "There is a drug around called "beer" and it
is generally in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual
predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.

The shocking statistic is that "beer" is available virtually anywhere! All
girls have to do is persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and
simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are literally rendered
helpless against such attacks. After several "beers" men will often succumb
to desires to perform sex acts on horrific looking women whom they would
never normally be attracted to.

Men often awaken after being given "beer" with only hazy memories of exactly
what has happened to them the night before, just a vague feeling that
something bad occurred.

Please! Forward this to every male you know. If you fall victim to this
insidious drug and the predatory women administering it, there are male
support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details
of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of
similarly-affected like-minded guys.

For the nearest support group near you just look up 'Public House' in the
Yellow Pages