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Congrats on your second big one!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostThis could be it......
See, I'd have missed that if I cut through them all.
And only 3000 and a bit posts to catch up on.....Comment
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And a blind pali too! What a guy!Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI don't.#61016
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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These posts depress me, as it shows the gap widening between 2nd and 3rd.Originally posted by Diver View PostDS23 7,027
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I'll never take another holiday again.
(Until the end of the month, when I'm away again. And in the summer when I'm back in France with no internet access again.)Comment
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A mate of mine and his girlfriend saw in the millennium trying that.Originally posted by zeitghostWould a simultaneous orgasm at midnight on the 31st Dec be classed as an anti-anti-climax I wonder?
On the twelfth stroke of Big Ben.
(Knowing him, he only started a second before midnight, though)Comment
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Bet he came at 23:59 with her screaming "WAIT FOR IT!!", and promptly rolled over and fell asleep leaving her not quite there and cursing him to death as the clock struck twelve.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostA mate of mine and his girlfriend saw in the millennium trying that.
On the twelfth stroke of Big Ben.
(Knowing him, he only started a second before midnight, though)
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I bet it's a cunning ruse, and he's not really lost his soul again.Originally posted by zeitghostFaith has removed Angel's soul again...
On the instructions of the Mayor...
and the Mayor is now invulnerable...
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