Originally posted by zeitghost
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His farts. And they still do.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Fnarr, fnarr!Originally posted by DS23 View Postready or not i'm coming!#56765
Well done!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Why do you need to filter your goldfish?Originally posted by DS23 View Postand i need to replace the goldfish filter.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I've just realised - I've done 3,500 posts to Contractor UK.
At 30 seconds each, that's over 29 hours.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Scanning the pile... petrol for attending interviews, train fares for attending interviews, BCS meetings, training courses, professional memberships, IT books, magazines...Originally posted by zeitghostMore time to spend money?
I don't have time for any of this stuff when I'm working. So yes, too much time!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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[I once heard a story about a director and a barmaid bonking on a disk drive - the barmaid said it was better than the washing machine...]Originally posted by zeitghostFew things more likely to upset the mrs than an un kiltered washing machine.
Especially if it stops her sitting on it...
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Oh, BUM!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI've just realised - I've done 3,500 posts to Contractor UK.
At 30 seconds each, that's over 29 hours.

I've got a 5/6/7/8/9 bananananana bunch in Notepad and a tab open in edit mode with my last Banananana Marching Band. I was all ready to credit someone else with this one and I got it by accident!
Still, mustn't grumble
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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17,101 x 30 secs assuming a 37 hour week and 80% productivity = just over 24 chargeable days.Originally posted by zeitghostI've almost done 6 days worth...

How scary is that?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Byeee!Originally posted by zeitghostI'm off out for a walk now, before I fall asleep... let's hope the naughty pc gets more than 107k of that naughty file it crashed on this morning...
See ya later
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I got a TPD series. <big sheepish grin>
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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