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Finished it! I've finished soldering my Xmas tree together ... and it worked 1st time! Hurrah!
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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It works better than I expected too!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Hmm. I wonder if I could use my digital camera to produce a 'flashing Xmas tree avatar'?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Since it has all gone so terrible quiet, now might be a good time for a stats update.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Although I could hang about a bit and do something else first.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Hey ho. I just went ballistic in that "Unsure what to do...." thread.
Why won't people read contracts before they sign them?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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The Top TPD Posters
No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit
.1) DS23 .............. 6422 = 12.024% = 1 in every 8 posts
.2) TheFaQQer ......... 5355 = 10.026% = 1 in every 9 posts
.3) zeitghost ......... 4915 = .9.202% = 1 in every 10 posts
.4) Diver ............. 4420 = .8.276% = 1 in every 12 posts
.5) cailin maith ...... 3980 = .7.452% = 1 in every 13 posts
.6) BrowneIssue ....... 2858 = .5.351% = 1 in every 18 posts
.7) NickFitz .......... 2526 = .4.729% = 1 in every 21 posts
.8) Fortune Green ..... 2204 = .4.127% = 1 in every 24 posts
.9) FiveTimes ......... 1927 = .3.608% = 1 in every 27 posts
10) Bear .............. 1900 = .3.557% = 1 in every 28 posts
11) DiscoStu .......... 1489 = .2.788% = 1 in every 35 posts
12) BrilloPad ......... 1358 = .2.543% = 1 in every 39 posts
13) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .2.415% = 1 in every 41 posts
14) PRC1964 ........... 1214 = .2.273% = 1 in every 43 posts
15) Troll ............. 1057 = .1.979% = 1 in every 50 posts
16) Jog On ............ 1046 = .1.958% = 1 in every 51 posts
17) DaveB ............. .929 = .1.739% = 1 in every 57 posts
18) Xenophon .......... .792 = .1.483% = 1 in every 67 posts
19) realityhack ....... .623 = .1.166% = 1 in every 85 posts
20) The Lone Gunman ... .539 = .1.009% = 1 in every 99 posts
21) oracleslave ....... .418 = .0.783% = 1 in every 127 posts
22) Moscow Mule ....... .357 = .0.668% = 1 in every 149 posts
23) ElectricChair ..... .319 = .0.597% = 1 in every 167 posts
24) BA to the Stars ... .312 = .0.584% = 1 in every 171 posts
25) Clownio ........... .298 = .0.558% = 1 in every 179 posts
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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The Top Drivellers
TPDNo. User . . . . . . .TPDPosts CUKRank CUKPosts Drivel%
. .6) .BrowneIssue....... .2858 . . .22 . . 3161 . 90.414%
. 11) .DiscoStu.......... .1489 . . .52 . . 1667 . 89.322%
. .7) .NickFitz.......... .2526 . . .23 . . 3122 . 80.910%
. .8) .Fortune Green..... .2204 . . .30 . . 2731 . 80.703%
. 10) .Bear.............. .1900 . . .36 . . 2449 . 77.583%
. .9) .FiveTimes......... .1927 . . .35 . . 2521 . 76.438%
. .1) .DS23.............. .6422 . . . 3 . . 8407 . 76.389%
. .5) .cailin maith...... .3980 . . .10 . . 5321 . 74.798%
. .4) .Diver............. .4420 . . . 9 . . 6212 . 71.153%
. 16) .Jog On............ .1046 . . .55 . . 1626 . 64.330%
. .2) .TheFaQQer......... .5355 . . . 2 . . 9827 . 54.493%
. 25) .Clownio........... . 298 . . 131 . . .565 . 52.743%
. 14) .PRC1964........... .1214 . . .37 . . 2428 . 50.000%
. 24) .BA to the Stars... . 312 . . 119 . . .635 . 49.134%
. 12) .BrilloPad......... .1358 . . .26 . . 2956 . 45.940%
. 41) .RandyW............ . 100 . . 199 . . .266 . 37.594%
. 36) .cykophysh39....... . 145 . . 167 . . .390 . 37.179%
. 21) .oracleslave....... . 418 . . .81 . . 1145 . 36.507%
. 13) .n5gooner.......... .1290 . . .18 . . 3679 . 35.064%
. 34) .fzbucks........... . 160 . . 145 . . .507 . 31.558%
. .3) .zeitghost......... .4915 . . . 1 . .16513 . 29.764%
. 44) .monkeyboy......... . .87 . . 189 . . .304 . 28.618%
. 18) .Xenophon.......... . 792 . . .21 . . 3176 . 24.937%
. 17) .DaveB............. . 929 . . .16 . . 4336 . 21.425%
. 22) .Moscow Mule....... . 357 . . .50 . . 1746 . 20.447%
. 15) .Troll............. .1057 . . .11 . . 5317 . 19.880%
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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