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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Grey Squireels beginning with A are vermin.
    ... whereas ALL Grey Squirrels are vermin.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Good thing too - I have made a few posts just about stats. Gives me something to drivel about.

      My baby has a bib that says "no 1 dribbler" with 3 lions logo and a football. I want something similar - no 1 driveller.
      On a bib? For you?
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        okay okay - the stats that you posted - or will the people post them?
        Touche!
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        off for coffee - back in 5...
        White no sugar. Please.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Hmm. I need to use more smileys. Reading back my posts seem kind of surly.

          I'm happy really, honest!
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            The Top TPD Posters

            No. User . . . . . . . Posts . Credit

            .1) DS23 .............. 6210 = 11.820% = 1 in every 8 posts
            .2) TheFaQQer ......... 5302 = 10.092% = 1 in every 9 posts
            .3) zeitghost ......... 4822 = .9.178% = 1 in every 10 posts
            .4) Diver ............. 4411 = .8.396% = 1 in every 11 posts
            .5) cailin maith ...... 3895 = .7.414% = 1 in every 13 posts
            .6) BrowneIssue ....... 2764 = .5.261% = 1 in every 19 posts
            .7) NickFitz .......... 2456 = .4.675% = 1 in every 21 posts
            .8) Fortune Green ..... 2204 = .4.195% = 1 in every 23 posts
            .9) FiveTimes ......... 1871 = .3.561% = 1 in every 28 posts
            10) Bear .............. 1834 = .3.491% = 1 in every 28 posts
            11) DiscoStu .......... 1467 = .2.792% = 1 in every 35 posts
            12) BrilloPad ......... 1297 = .2.469% = 1 in every 40 posts
            13) n5gooner .......... 1290 = .2.455% = 1 in every 40 posts
            14) PRC1964 ........... 1214 = .2.311% = 1 in every 43 posts
            15) Troll ............. 1057 = .2.012% = 1 in every 49 posts
            16) Jog On ............ 1034 = .1.968% = 1 in every 50 posts
            If that all? Where is the drivel rating!

            I have to tell you your contract is unlikely to be renewed! First I get pointed to wrong place, then it takes ages to find, then info incomplete.

            I am going to speak to Accenture about this!

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Touche!

              White no sugar. Please.
              Sorry they only had with sugar...

              Mine is lovely though!

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                On a bib? For you?
                oh yes! Wiches hat and bib - I'd look stunning.

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  If that all? Where is the drivel rating!

                  I have to tell you your contract is unlikely to be renewed! First I get pointed to wrong place, then it takes ages to find, then info incomplete.

                  I am going to speak to Accenture about this!
                  There's two reports. TPD and TPD relative to CUK. The pointer is to the first report.

                  Jeez. This is like being a permie. And I'm on the poxy bench!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    I had to go to Sainsburys last night. Well - I had to drive the gf there and pick her back up.

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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      I had to go to Sainsburys last night. Well - I had to drive the gf there and pick her back up.

                      She booked an Ocado order for Monday 24th - regular order on a FRiday. Burt did not get one for today! She she picked up a few things - about £200 worth! Took her about 90 minutes.

                      Still the baby slept all the time I was at home.

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