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Spag hoops on toast for me tonight - although I really fancy a jacket potato with cheese.... ummmm decisions decisions..Bazza gets caught
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Gammon, egg n chipsOriginally posted by cailin maith View PostSpag hoops on toast for me tonight - although I really fancy a jacket potato with cheese.... ummmm decisions decisions..Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Gonna be really busy now. pick up keys for the new house tomorrow, and loads to do if I want to move in at the end of January.Originally posted by zeitghostI'm not convinced I have the stamina to catch Diver...
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Originally posted by zeitghostYour diet makes me cringe...
It's not that bad.....
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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A vague recollection from when I went to school in short trousers...Originally posted by zeitghostA finger of fudge is just enough...
A finger of fudge is just enough
To give your bird a thrill.
A finger of fudge is just enough
To keep her off the pill.
It's full of Cadbury goodness
And very small and neat.
And though it melts it better than using
Your elbows or your feet.
Ahem.
I'll, er, go back to bed...Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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It's a vegetable....Originally posted by zeitghostI'd have thought there's more chance of there being a slight modicum of nourishment in the baked tatie...
Bazza gets caught
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I'm always on a diet.... I'm just not very good at it..Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI don't think she's on a diet
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Get yer coat an getOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostA vague recollection from when I went to school in short trousers...
A finger of fudge is just enough
To give your bird a thrill.
A finger of fudge is just enough
To keep her off the pill.
It's full of Cadbury goodness
And very small and neat.
And though it melts it better than using
Your elbows or your feet.
Ahem.
I'll, er, go back to bed...Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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That's right, you're very selective when it comes to what you stick in your gob, aren't youOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
It's not that bad.....

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