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Nope - we discussed it and said us blokes should descend into Uber Smut today.
The sort of smut that we wouldn't mention when the girlies are aroundSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Somehow the company of blokes doesn't make me feel smuttyOriginally posted by Bear View PostNope - we discussed it and said us blokes should descend into Uber Smut today.
The sort of smut that we wouldn't mention when the girlies are around
Excluding truckers called Barry, obviously
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although it's difficult to be really smutty without some girlies aroundSi posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Hi APOriginally posted by alreadypacked View PostYou guys are posting too fast for dial-up
hello
Now we can get smutty
Who wants to go first?Comment
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Hey APOriginally posted by alreadypacked View PostYou guys are posting too fast for dial-up
hello

How's things?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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That's quite slow dial up AP.....
...or are you not a fan of smut?Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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ThreesomeOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostHi AP
Now we can get smutty
Who wants to go first?
Fiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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and smutty Friday returns to full swing
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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