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[FiveTimes]

No - memory and an educated guess. I knew that I read it this week here, and I was in my place in London, so it was evening. Therefore, there was a good chance that it was you.

This is the first time I've posted in the evenings, but I did mention last week about making claims in the past

[FiveTimes]

No - I'm the useful one

My mum bought me a T-shirt last year that says "No, I will not fix your computer". I wear it when I go over to their house.

She should wear one with "No I won't cook you a sunday dinner"

[TheFaQQer]

Of course I wasn't suggesting straying from the marital bed.. 30 seconds - you must be some sort of athlete !

Depends how big the pizza is that I need to eat halfway through

[TheFaQQer]

Oh dear me, Kate just bent over to pick something up.

Shame she's in jeans, but my word!

[FiveTimes]

Depends how big the pizza is that I need to eat halfway through

and the basking in your glory afterwards

[FiveTimes]

Oh dear me, Kate just bent over to pick something up.

Shame she's in jeans, but my word!

Skinny jeans, nicely fitted, hugging her.... I can picture it now.

[TheFaQQer]

She should wear one with "No I won't cook you a sunday dinner"

I don't normally mind doing it - when they got their last PC, I did all the installation and everything, migration from old computer etc. It wasn't hard work, really, and I knew that they wouldn't get it right.

I'm spending a day this Christmas installing a router, wireless LAN and software on a new laptop for one of the former vicars from their village, who retired this year.

[FiveTimes]

Skinny jeans, nicely fitted, hugging her.... I can picture it now.

That's the jeans hugging her, not you

[TheFaQQer]

Skinny jeans, nicely fitted, hugging her.... I can picture it now.

Indeed. It's a shame the webcam on this PC won't turn round - might be a bit obvious

The top is something to behold as well, but she really is VERY tall, which is a little off putting.

[FiveTimes]

I'm spending a day this Christmas installing a router, wireless LAN and software on a new laptop for one of the former vicars from their village, who retired this year.

He might give you a few tips on how to get rid of those wicked thoughts that you are thinking right now about what you would like to do to Kate.