test please delete

[Diver]

As opposed to not turning up? Well, it is progress of a sort.

He did leave a roll of cavity wall insulation and two kingspan insulation boards, result

[realityhack]

Very soon... very soon... I shall be going dahn the corner shop and using more of my buy-beer-after-hours privilege points.

[BrowneIssue]

That suit went to the dry cleaners the very next day, I assure you.

That's what I worry about.

I once took a suit in which I had been wearing when I discovered I did not want a MacDonald's after all. (We are talking reverse peristalsis, not, erm, marks.)

I cleaned the suit up in the morning before taking it to the cleaner's.

He held it between finger tips (ooh, it did pong) and opened up the turn-up - it did so with a crackle.

"Dinner not to sir's liking?"

I could have died.

[Diver]

Surprised Clippy hasn't made an appearance over here. he is logged on ?
Must be working or someone is peering over his shoulder

[BrowneIssue]

He did leave a roll of cavity wall insulation and two kingspan insulation boards, result

By accident?

Did you sign anything?

Can you flog it on eBay?

[realityhack]

Pantless-suit-skidding-chafing-nutscrapers.

The corner shop's just closed.

Time to get the dubious whisky out.

[Diver]

By accident?

Did you sign anything?

Can you flog it on eBay?

I can use it myself. I am a reasonably good bricky, I also plaster and am a bloody good carpenter and cabinet maker (Lousy painter and decorator).

Just don't want to do it

[realityhack]

"Dinner not to sir's liking?"

ROTFL

Legend, pure legend.

Any more excruciating stories??

[Diver]

Pantless-suit-skidding-chafing-nutscarpers.

The corner shop's just closed.

Time to get the dubious whisky out.

Apparently the fluid you get with some video and disk cleaning kits is high in alcohol (probably wood alcohol mind)

[BrowneIssue]

Pantless-suit-skidding-chafing-nutscarpers.

The corner shop's just closed.

Time to get the dubious whisky out.

Such shops are great. At one time I lived not far from a kebab shop that opened at midnight and shut at 6 a.m.