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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post
    This week, I went to work for one day commando-in-a-suit.


    Doesn't the seam at the top of the trousers chafe?

    And don't you worry just the teensiest bit about ... ahem ... marks?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      Diver, BrowneIssue, Clippy+, DS23, ferret, OwlHoot, realityhack

      Busy tonight
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        I do of course join her after the sandman's been
        About this brickie that keeps on not turning up in the mornings...
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by realityhack View Post
          Oh, and I went to work 2 days in a row wearing the same clothes. Sans boxers the second day. I have absolutely no idea where they are.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


            Doesn't the seam at the top of the trousers chafe?

            And don't you worry just the teensiest bit about ... ahem ... marks?
            I absolutely do not have a clue, what you two are on about. please refrain from enlightening me
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              Peasant
              I was expecting:

              "I never knew there was such poverty"

              or some such.
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                About this brickie that keeps on not turning up in the mornings...
                He called tonight and promised faithfully not to be here tomorrow because of the weather forecast
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  I was expecting:

                  "I never knew there was such poverty"

                  or some such.
                  I speaks as I see's and does what I say's
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post


                    Doesn't the seam at the top of the trousers chafe?

                    And don't you worry just the teensiest bit about ... ahem ... marks?
                    That suit went to the dry cleaners the very next day, I assure you.
                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Ahem.

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                      Originally posted by Diver View Post
                      He called tonight and promised faithfully not to be here tomorrow because of the weather forecast
                      As opposed to not turning up? Well, it is progress of a sort.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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