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No, Googling nowOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOo-er.
BTW have you come across the Blaster Bates stories?Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Because working with high explosives is SOOOO Dullsville.Originally posted by Diver View PostIt is these Little incidents and accidents that keep tedium at bay


Hmm. Now why was it I chose a career that involves sitting on my bum indoors in a building heated at someone else's expense where there is tea and coffee on tap? I forget.
Oh, yeah, it must be the opportunity to pinch stationery. Yeah, that's it.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Don't knock free pens and postit'sOriginally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBecause working with high explosives is SOOOO Dullsville.

Hmm. Now why was it I chose a career that involves sitting on my bum indoors in a building heated at someone else's expense where there is tea and coffee on tap? I forget.
Oh, yeah, it must be the opportunity to pinch stationery. Yeah, that's it.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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See if you can get someone to get you the tapes / CDs for Xmas.Originally posted by Diver View PostNo, Googling now
You. Will. Piss. Yourself.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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When we were based on Cardiff dock
Wehad an old guy who used to sweep up around the place and run errandsConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Bit of a tramp type but nice enough, He used to have as a companion, a little scruffy terrier.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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We were all sat arround the old coal burner in the workshop, having a cuppa, when in walked old Alf, with terrier in tow.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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