The drivel content is dropping in this thread now that the compulsive copy pasters are absent
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Tell boss you need alcohol for your bad toothOriginally posted by fzbucks View PostI can't drink alkeyhol cos I'm at work - though I'm sure there is an emergency can of carling knocking about somewhere.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Explain that as a preventative measure it is in the best interests of the company, as you would otherwise have to go on the sickConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Tell them that you damaged the tooth grinding your teeth through stress at work, and you will put a claim in if he doesn't give you boozeConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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I am running low on drivel now too. The red wine is starting to win the battle with my brain to push me into unconciousness.Originally posted by Diver View PostThe drivel content is dropping in this thread now that the compulsive copy pasters are absentComment
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I hope that wasn't a gun going offOriginally posted by fzbucks View Postbam bam bam
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Corrected your spelling for you, wine definately kicking inOriginally posted by Gonzo View PostI am running low on drivel now too. The red wine is starting to win the battle with my brain to push me into unconsciousness.
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