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Bazza gets caught
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIf he's been drinking, do you really think a man will notice the death look? Or will he still try to grope you, with the line "I luv you, swee'art......"

Probably but he'll def get no place if he tries that.... no matter how bloody horny I am... (am I allowed to say horny??)Bazza gets caught
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Tell me more.....Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Probably but he'll def get no place if he tries that.... no matter how bloody horny I am... (am I allowed to say horny??)Comment
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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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That's the spirit - we don't want such things contaminating such a pure and innocent thread as this one!Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
I am a lady - will pm you later!!!

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Get a room naughty girl!!!"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Well I have a Toothache a Headache and this rip off country is charging me £2,400 stamp duty to buy my new house - For what may I ask ?
What am I getting for my money?
are they coming round to help me move?
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Buy a cheaper house, it'll save on the stamp duty.Originally posted by Diver View PostWell I have a Toothache a Headache and this rip off country is charging me £2,400 stamp duty to buy my new house - For what may I ask ?
What am I getting for my money?
are they coming round to help me move?
I don't bleedin think so!!
HTH.Comment
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