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Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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He beat me. But only because he plays twice a week and practices, which is cheating. As does his 11-year-old mate who beat me as well.Comment
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Best to look on that with a sense of pride and remind him that he had a good coach i.e. you.Originally posted by wendigo100 View PostHe beat me. But only because he plays twice a week and practices, which is cheating. As does his 11-year-old mate who beat me as well.Comment
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Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a cock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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all better now
The pope is a tard.Comment
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or maybeOriginally posted by SallyAnne View PostGrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a noddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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all better now
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<fart in his general direction>
<leave for a coffee & wispa bar, er.. i mean healthy snack from the vending machine>
would be better.
and can you explain your sig file for me please sa? i'm seriously thick these last few days.Comment
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Good thinking, although one's sense of pride is difficult to conjure up as one shakes hands on the final green looking down at those two grinning little faces.Originally posted by oracleslave View PostBest to look on that with a sense of pride and remind him that he had a good coach i.e. you.
And that's another thing. In my day golf was for toffs. Now it seems they let any Tom, Dick or Harry onto the courses. They had a junior at my son's club who didn't like the dress code, but he soon found another local club that is happy for him to slouch around their course with torn jeans round his arse, sloppy T-shirt, trainers and baseball cap on backwards.Comment
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