ok who is the mistress?
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Pop over and check. Tell her you've been sent by the council.Originally posted by zeitghostthem, plus the bra & slip hopefully...
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...Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.Originally posted by DS23it will be pizza tonight though. or maybe shoarma.
When you gonna give me some time, Sho-oarma?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin' off the line Sho-oarma
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind.
My My My i i WOO!
M M M My So-oarma
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Originally posted by zeitghostthem, plus the bra & slip hopefully...
Slip?!!
How old do you like them Zeity?!
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Originally posted by SallyAnneSlip?!!
How old do you like them Zeity?!
LOLSA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Thong or french...SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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Going to make my contribution to this thread!
why are the only cool smilies male?
It's Deja-vu all over again!
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LOLOriginally posted by zeitghostWhy hello...
Has anyone invited you to show us your baps yet?SA says;
Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!
I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!
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