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    ok who is the mistress?

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      Originally posted by zeitghost
      them, plus the bra & slip hopefully...
      Pop over and check. Tell her you've been sent by the council.

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        yes and his appendage is in a jar and he licked wallpaper.

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          Originally posted by DS23
          it will be pizza tonight though. or maybe shoarma.
          ...Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
          When you gonna give me some time, Sho-oarma?
          Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
          Gun it comin' off the line Sho-oarma
          Never gonna stop, give it up.
          Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
          of the younger kind.
          My My My i i WOO!

          M M M My So-oarma




          The pope is a tard.

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            Originally posted by SallyAnne
            ...

            M M M My So-oarma




            LOL

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              Originally posted by zeitghost
              them, plus the bra & slip hopefully...

              Slip?!!

              How old do you like them Zeity?!
              The pope is a tard.

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                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                Slip?!!

                How old do you like them Zeity?!

                LOL
                SA says;
                Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                (whatever these are)

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                  Thong or french...
                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    Going to make my contribution to this thread!



                    why are the only cool smilies male?
                    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost
                      Why hello...

                      Has anyone invited you to show us your baps yet?
                      LOL
                      SA says;
                      Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                      I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                      n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                      (whatever these are)

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