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    #id
    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Black & white one who likes to make a fuss of you but doesn't like being smoothed. Almost lost an arm by making that mistake.
    That was not a cat. That was a panther which had rubbed against a freshly painted white wall.

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      #id
      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Dunno. I assume that she's in.

      I don't think she fancies me.
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      I find that hard to believe, you old smoothie.
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      And by that, I mean some kind of yoghurt drink that has been left too long in the sun



      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Has she suddenly become a lesbian? Invite them both over for a threesome.
      I'm given to understand that she's straight.

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        #id
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        That was not a cat. That was a panther which had rubbed against a freshly painted white wall.
        Might as well have been. Ferocious wasn't the word.

        Fecking ferocious was.

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          #id
          Sat here with headphones on and I think I've just let a real ripper fly

          Hard to tell. Hope nobody noticed

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            #id
            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            Might as well have been. Ferocious wasn't the word.

            Fecking ferocious was.
            <pedant>Fecking ferocious is a phrase, not a word</pedant>

            (Not that we do such things in TPD, of course)
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              #id
              P.S.

              Bored.

              Now.

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                #id
                Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                P.S.

                Bored.

                Now.
                Yes,
                Me
                Too.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #id
                  getting rather tired now

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                    #id
                    Just installed a thingie.

                    Had to install it as admin.

                    Works.

                    Dunno how to make it more generally available though.

                    Ho hum.

                    Used it to turn 8 2Mb jpgs into an AVI movie.

                    Which was 270Mb long.

                    Still wondering about that.

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                      #id
                      I wonder what is on the menu at the hotel tonight. I'm going to try and keep of the beer tonight.

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