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I have a souped up Aldi with go-faster bars and a tinted handleHard Brexit now!
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Do you think it will become self-aware at that stage?Originally posted by zeitghost
'King 'Eck.
Only another 700 odd views & this thread reaches a quarter of a million...
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It goes on and on and on and on and on...Originally posted by zeitghost
'King 'Eck.
Only another 700 odd views & this thread reaches a quarter of a million...
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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It's broken the quarter of a million mark, Zeitie....
Shame the images were not just edited then re-enabled - it's lost some of it's charm. but ho hum.Vieze Oude Man
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At half a million views it will become like HAL and start killing board members. At one million views it will evolve into a being of pure energy (a bit like Threaded).Originally posted by zeitghostI fear so, Lucifer.
And considering the amount of "erotica" it contains, it could get a little messy.
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Who will be the first to go?Originally posted by Lucifer BoxAt half a million views it will become like HAL and start killing board members.
I would not know since I will get me coat now...Comment
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I am sure the temptation to assist Chico in his elevation to a higher plane will be temptation beyond endurance.Originally posted by AtWWho will be the first to go?Comment
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