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    Sorry everyone. I forgot to wipe my shoes before I came in so the Skid Mark is probably my fault.
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Survived the new dentist.


      'Ang on - do you mean you survived, or the new dentist survived?

      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      Scale & polish.
      As well as your teeth! Excellent service.

      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      I'm ready to bite any wig wearer I encounter now.
      Does the lustee wear a wig?
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        Morning All
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Seems the manager at work sussed that he was pissing me off with his constant changing of tack.

          He's now scared I'm going to leave and has apologized for being carp.
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            whoops it was about ancient egypt
            And what did you learn, 5X?

            Was it just you, or were many parents there?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post




              'Ang on - do you mean you survived, or the new dentist survived?

              As well as your teeth! Excellent service.

              Does the lustee wear a wig?
              Not that I've noticed.

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                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                whoops it was about ancient egypt
                Bugger.

                Can't think of a joke about that.

                It sphinx.

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                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  Seems the manager at work sussed that he was pissing me off with his constant changing of tack.
                  Hooray.

                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  He's now scared I'm going to leave


                  Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                  and has apologized for being carp.
                  carp? Is he fishing for compliments?

                  So is life @ work now a Happy Thing?
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    'Ang on - do you mean you survived, or the new dentist survived?
                    I think he means he's alive, but the dentist isn't. As in: He is survived by his wife and two children, or he is survived by a giant alien lizard.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      Bugger.

                      Can't think of a joke about that.

                      It sphinx.
                      Needles you, does it?
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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