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    I have a bit of a sore throat and a cough - does that count ?

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      Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
      I have a bit of a sore throat and a cough - does that count ?
      It will, my little poorly one, it will...
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        The Monsters That Live Upstairs are stomping about.

        They have huge elephant feet.

        I wonder who gives them their buns.

        I wonder who gives jungle elephants their buns.

        I wonder why elephants like buns.

        I wonder if they would prefer a custard slice, or an Eccles cake.

        I wonder if I'll get any sleep.
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          The idea of having "Breakfast with Alice Cooper" (Planet Rock) on at 6 a.m. is to wake us up.

          This morning, we lay there dozing.

          Alice would be so upset.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            The Monsters That Live Upstairs are stomping about.

            They have huge elephant feet.

            I wonder who gives them their buns.

            I wonder who gives jungle elephants their buns.

            I wonder why elephants like buns.

            I wonder if they would prefer a custard slice, or an Eccles cake.

            I wonder if I'll get any sleep.
            Just turn your telly on full blast and teach them a lesson.
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              Morning all.



              I sound like Lee Marvin (the Welsh version) this morning.

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                Morning All
                "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                Norrahe's blog

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post


                  Morning all.



                  I sound like Lee Marvin (the Welsh version) this morning.
                  You've caught RC disease
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    It will, my little poorly one, it will...
                    Ouch...

                    Everytime I swallow my throat feels like I've swallowed broken glass.

                    Ears are constantly popping and I feel awfu.

                    2 paracetamol @ 7.40 and I have more in the bag for the rest of the day.

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                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      You've caught RC disease
                      Either that or I've spent far too much time muff diving.

                      Ho hum.

                      Why does anything you enjoy end up killing you?

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