I have a bit of a sore throat and a cough - does that count ?
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It will, my little poorly one, it will...Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI have a bit of a sore throat and a cough - does that count ?
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The Monsters That Live Upstairs are stomping about.
They have huge elephant feet.
I wonder who gives them their buns.
I wonder who gives jungle elephants their buns.
I wonder why elephants like buns.
I wonder if they would prefer a custard slice, or an Eccles cake.
I wonder if I'll get any sleep.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The idea of having "Breakfast with Alice Cooper" (Planet Rock) on at 6 a.m. is to wake us up.
This morning, we lay there dozing.
Alice would be so upset.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Just turn your telly on full blast and teach them a lesson.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThe Monsters That Live Upstairs are stomping about.
They have huge elephant feet.
I wonder who gives them their buns.
I wonder who gives jungle elephants their buns.
I wonder why elephants like buns.
I wonder if they would prefer a custard slice, or an Eccles cake.
I wonder if I'll get any sleep.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Morning All
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You've caught RC diseaseOriginally posted by zeitghost View Post
Morning all.

I sound like Lee Marvin (the Welsh version) this morning.

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Ouch...Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostIt will, my little poorly one, it will...
Everytime I swallow my throat feels like I've swallowed broken glass.
Ears are constantly popping and I feel awfu.
2 paracetamol @ 7.40 and I have more in the bag for the rest of the day.Comment
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Either that or I've spent far too much time muff diving.Originally posted by norrahe View PostYou've caught RC disease
Ho hum.
Why does anything you enjoy end up killing you?
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