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    #id
    On which (un)happy note:



    Byeeeee

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      #id
      Originally posted by norrahe View Post


      Only for her royal highness Mrs Poppins, though MF got directions to Mordor
      Ms

      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #id
        Originally posted by norrahe View Post
        In other news NorPussII is still not well
        Are we having a moggie pandemic?
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          #id
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          I feel as welcome in here as Frodo in Mordor!


          And how went your day today?
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            #id
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            Mushrooms fried in butter, then add cream and serve on toast.

            Absolutely scrumptious.
            ---> -ve rep "Oh yes, very 70's. Loser."

            Well, thank for that, but there should have been no apostrophe, and I was only served the above for the first time about 8 years ago.

            So f**k you, and may your Christmas turkey still contain the giblets and may the Trichinella Spiralis in your bacon-wrapped sausages thrive with abandon in your toxic body.

            But we're in TPDII where one should not be nasty, but in your case, I will make an exception and hope the prolapse of your arse - caused by streaming so much tulip out of it as a poor substitute for real communication - result in toxemia too.

            Have a nice day.

            ****.
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              #id
              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              ---> -ve rep "Oh yes, very 70's. Loser."

              Well, thank for that, but there should have been no apostrophe, and I was only served the above for the first time about 8 years ago.

              So f**k you, and may your Christmas turkey still contain the giblets and may the Trichinella Spiralis in your bacon-wrapped sausages thrive with abandon in your toxic body.

              But we're in TPDII where one should not be nasty, but in your case, I will make an exception and hope the prolapse of your arse - caused by streaming so much tulip out of it as a poor substitute for real communication - result in toxemia too.

              Have a nice day.

              ****.
              Who are you posting at? Are you losing it?
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #id


                Morning all.



                Another sunny morn.

                I'm waiting for the snow.

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                  #id
                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  I think I might be OK for this evening training session.

                  We are having a little inter club sparring comp

                  I wonder if SY might want to come and vent his anger ?
                  I wish I never went ! Tough session, lots of sparring and some bright spark dropped an elbow on foot and its swollen and bruised.

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                    #id
                    Well, the aforementioned ZeitGhost(tm) SharpTVZapper(tm&patent pending) seems to work in the requisite fashion.

                    The buttons do what's expected of them.

                    Now to fit the fecking thing in a box.

                    I may be some time.

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                      #id
                      Morning All
                      "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                      Norrahe's blog

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