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Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
All the NorPusses are in as it's too cold and windy for them (wimps)Originally posted by Zippy View PostHow do missus
Zipmogs are kipping in the sun too.
Nice restful day at home away from the chocolate teapot brigade.
Looking forward to the tulip hitting the fan on Monday when I tell them I'm not staying on.
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Right, holiday booked.
7 Night cruise around the Med with sod all to worry about apart from what time to eat and which days trips to book.
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Malodorous you ignoramus!Originally posted by DaveB View PostShut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!!+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Book a hotel for the mutts?Originally posted by DaveB View PostRight, holiday booked.
7 Night cruise around the Med with sod all to worry about apart from what time to eat and which days trips to book.
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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MF wanted a rant - well I've got one. Tesco are flogging Christmas nibbles already!
+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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What's a holiday?Originally posted by DaveB View PostRight, holiday booked.
7 Night cruise around the Med with sod all to worry about apart from what time to eat and which days trips to book.

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All taken care ofOriginally posted by Zippy View PostBook a hotel for the mutts?
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Something us filthy permies get. 3 weeks off withe a week in the med in the middleOriginally posted by norrahe View PostWhat's a holiday?
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