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 What's not tidy is that frigging junk room.
 
 There's hardly room to swing a cat in there.
 
 In the event that I had that desire, then it would be impossible.Comment
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 How about fiddling with a pussy?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostWhat's not tidy is that frigging junk room.
 
 There's hardly room to swing a cat in there.
 
 In the event that I had that desire, then it would be impossible."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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 Does she own a cat then?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOnly if it belongs to the lustee. 
 
 Oh, that's not wha...never mind.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Almost time to depart.
 
 One of the shiny things I got out of the junk room was brand new & cost £75 when purchased sometime in the 1990s.
 
 It's a 40 x 2 line alphanumeric LCD.Comment
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 Would she let you play with her puppies too?Originally posted by zeitghost View PostOnly if it belongs to the lustee. Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket? Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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 Originally posted by voodooflux View PostDoes she own a cat then?
 
 Oh, that's not wha...never mind. 
 
 She's allergic.
 
 Just as well I had mine put down then  Comment
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 I live in hope.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostWould she let you play with her puppies too?    Comment
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 On which lustful & perverse note:
 
  
 
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 Memo to self: make sure lustee never reads TPD or TPD II.Comment
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