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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I'm just about to trundle off to the pub - hop aboardOriginally posted by cailin maith View Post
Hows the wheelbarrow sweetie? I fancy a night out 

Later denizens, Carling and I are off on the pop
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Woo hoo - catch ye later boys.... I'm off out on a dateOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostI'm just about to trundle off to the pub - hop aboard
Later denizens, Carling and I are off on the pop

Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Don't the dates stop once your in a relationship. After all its then just the sex, arguments and make up sex that keep you going.Originally posted by cailin maith View PostWoo hoo - catch ye later boys.... I'm off out on a date
Another successful night with GSP (Grandma Sockpuppet).
I wooed her with a present. See why you people think flowers, concert tickets a 12 inch man piece is what they want your wrong. My thoughtful gift was a hi-viz jacket that I half inched from ClientCo. At least she seemed surprised.
I really should write a book or something. I can just imagine CMs sister sitting at home thinking "fook...why did I ever let him get away"

Lets just say i'm special.Comment
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Sounds like you like this one.Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostDon't the dates stop once your in a relationship. After all its then just the sex, arguments and make up sex that keep you going.
Another successful night with GSP (Grandma Sockpuppet).
I wooed her with a present. See why you people think flowers, concert tickets a 12 inch man piece is what they want your wrong. My thoughtful gift was a hi-viz jacket that I half inched from ClientCo. At least she seemed surprised.
I really should write a book or something. I can just imagine CMs sister sitting at home thinking "fook...why did I ever let him get away"

Lets just say i'm special.
I was settled with Mrs Jog (she's pi$$ed off me me in the next room) by 24 (I'm 35 now).
What is it you look for?"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Is lubricious goat!
Oh FFS, not again
<chivvies away pesky goat-vending wifi-stealing neighbour>
Evening denizens
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Evining NFOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostIs lubricious goat!
Oh FFS, not again
<chivvies away pesky goat-vending wifi-stealing neighbour>
Evening denizens
All well in your world?
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