test please delete

[Churchill]

14) Practice. A lot. After about 40 years you'll get quite good.

14) After about 40 years your eyes will be f*cked!

Also, you forgot to "tin" the wires...

[cailin maith]

Right, lunchtime over, I'm going back to work....

I'm eating my salad at my desk

[NickFitz]

"Special Delivery" my donkey

"Your item is currently progressing through our network for delivery.

"To check your item's progress please come back later."

It should be here by now! FFS, Royal Mail!

I'm going to write to the Queen to complain about her useless minions

[NickFitz]

Time to get the car out, methinks - later denizens

[KathyWoolfe]

Developments... one has just appeared... he's doing an assignment right this very minute... needs hand holding for the simplest things...

If you hold their hands they'll never learn...they can only learn by DOING stuff.

[Jog On]

Hail Drivellites

I’ve just discovered the jokes thread – flipping spiffing what!

[cailin maith]

Hail Drivellites

I’ve just discovered the jokes thread – flipping spiffing what!

Hello Jog

[NickFitz]

Now the car's sick...

The glass has come loose on the offside front headlight - the bonnet holds it in place at one edge, otherwise it would have fallen off by now

I don't think it could come out while driving, but it's going to distort the beam, which makes it illegal

Looks like my nice drive in the country is going to be a nice drive to the garage instead

[Jog On]

Now the car's sick...

The glass has come loose on the offside front headlight - the bonnet holds it in place at one edge, otherwise it would have fallen off by now

I don't think it could come out while driving, but it's going to distort the beam, which makes it illegal

Looks like my nice drive in the country is going to be a nice drive to the garage instead

Sorry to hear that

[Jog On]

Hello Jog

Hurroooh!

This forum requires that you wait 30 seconds between posts.

haven't had one of those for a while