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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe numpties are taking over at ClientCo! I am the most normal one here - that should tell you how bad things are....The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to graveComment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostAnd, more to the point IMO, how does one go about extracting the oil from a baby? Centrifuge? Fractional distillation?Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostI feel for you.
Will anyone notice if I post here until 2pm?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow much babyoil is needed for that?Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostBut it is lunchtime and I am getting some Light Relief for a while
Will anyone notice if I post here until 2pm?
You mean as distinct from the other 22 hours you post in Light Relief?It's Deja-vu all over again!Comment
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostAnd, more to the point IMO, how does one go about extracting the oil from a baby? Centrifuge? Fractional distillation?Comment
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostYou mean as distinct from the other 22 hours you post in Light Relief?
If CM would just stop or wear something other than the nun's outfit I think I could leave.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI did try to break my tpd addiction after the post count thingy - I think I lasted 3 hours...
If CM would just stop or wear something other than the nun's outfit I think I could leave.Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View PostProbably not that far away at all.......
But you're feeding her addiction to paddling don't you see.....
If a man posts in cuk and no woman reads it - is he still wrong?Comment
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