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[cailin maith]

Why all the spanking? Is it Friday already?

When in Rome... (Both cheeks evenly please)

Oh RH - I'd be happy to oblige

So is it restaurant night tonight? Will you be "giving" afterwards?

Don't forget to wear your negligee afterwards - it worked a treat last Saturday...

How far am I away from getting a paddle round the head?

Restaurant tonight and maybe cinema...

You have a little way to go - if I told you BP, it wouldn't be as effective...

[EqualOpportunities]

The numpties are taking over at ClientCo! I am the most normal one here - that should tell you how bad things are....

I feel for you.

[cailin maith]

And, more to the point IMO, how does one go about extracting the oil from a baby? Centrifuge? Fractional distillation?

Squeezing

[BrilloPad]

I feel for you.

But it is lunchtime and I am getting some Light Relief for a while

Will anyone notice if I post here until 2pm?

[FiveTimes]

How much babyoil is needed for that?

It depends if wrong holeio is involved

[KathyWoolfe]

But it is lunchtime and I am getting some Light Relief for a while

Will anyone notice if I post here until 2pm?

You mean as distinct from the other 22 hours you post in Light Relief?

[BrilloPad]

And, more to the point IMO, how does one go about extracting the oil from a baby? Centrifuge? Fractional distillation?

I think I did that for my Chemistry O level - but so long ago I forgot...

[BrilloPad]

You mean as distinct from the other 22 hours you post in Light Relief?

I did try to break my tpd addiction after the post count thingy - I think I lasted 3 hours...

If CM would just stop or wear something other than the nun's outfit I think I could leave.

[cailin maith]

I did try to break my tpd addiction after the post count thingy - I think I lasted 3 hours...

If CM would just stop or wear something other than the nun's outfit I think I could leave.

Now now, sweetheart, you and I both know that simply isn't the case - you'd be here anyway

[BrilloPad]

Probably not that far away at all.......

But you're feeding her addiction to paddling don't you see.....

Of course - I should have realized - I am a man and therefore at fault.

If a man posts in cuk and no woman reads it - is he still wrong?