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hail drivellites -"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by Jog On View Posthail drivellites -Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Evening denizens
Leicester Square Tube station was closed and surrounded by fire engines and Police vans, so I had to trog on up to Tottenham Court Road
I figured that from there I could, if the Charing Cross branch was entirely closed, get the Central to Oxford Circus and thence the Victoria to Euston where I'd be able to get a train that had come via the Bank branch of the Northern.
However it transpired that the trains were still running, suggesting that Leicester Square was closed and surrounded because somebody had left a half-empty can of Fanta in the wrong place
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According to the television, I can use the text messaging facility of my mobile telephone to make contact with a variety of bottle-blonde chav females from Essex.
Anybody ever tried this?
Maybe I should set up a pollComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAccording to the television, I can use the text messaging facility of my mobile telephone to make contact with a variety of bottle-blonde chav females from Essex.
Anybody ever tried this?
Maybe I should set up a poll
Not that sad reallyConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostAccording to the television, I can use the text messaging facility of my mobile telephone to make contact with a variety of bottle-blonde chav females from Essex.
Anybody ever tried this?
Maybe I should set up a poll
I could participate but my easy life (as it is now) is fully worth it."Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Now back to the New Zealand Police programme... some 16 year old crashed into somebody's garden fence. When they wanted to know where his parents were, he said they were at church... so they went to the church, hauled his parents out of the service, and arranged for him to be sent back the next morning to repair the fence
The householder whose fence it was being satisfied with the quality of the repairs, "no further action was taken".
Works for meComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostNot me!
Not that sad really
With all those nurses you have trying to keep up with you, you have no need of a modern telecommunications applianceComment
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