test please delete

[NickFitz]

But I've still got all my fingers (currently).

You are not Diver and I claim my £5

[BrilloPad]

And I thought I was odd for spending a week reverse engineering the Sky remote control...

Sounds fun - give us the details pleae.

[BrilloPad]

I'm just lurking then I'm going to try and nab the 100K

Hi DS

How are you?

[BrilloPad]

He was the guy who played the younger Steptoe... rather than the guy who had his hand stuck up Sooty...

Wilfrid Brambell was the elder Steptoe.

Ah yes! Wilfrid was the really really posh bloke in real life?

[BrilloPad]

Sorry mate, that's UberGeekSpeak... not translatable into anything understandable by mere mortals like you & me... and Diver...

hmmm - I will ask Bazza then...

[BrilloPad]

Brillo
got
a
PALI
99299

Merely for completeness

thank you kind Sir

[BrilloPad]

Brillo
got
a
00
99300

Merely for completeness

ditto.........

[BrilloPad]

Has the dog passed your sock yet?

stocking

[BrilloPad]

DS23 10,000
BrilloPad 9,930
zeitghost 9,587
Diver 9,484
BrowneIssue 8,381
TheFaQQer 7,690
cailin maith 6,916
NickFitz 5,058

[NickFitz]

That's the XSLT sorted

<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<xsl:stylesheet xmlns:xsl="http://www.w3.org/1999/XSL/Transform" version="1.0"
    xmlns:h="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml">

    <xsl:output indent="yes" encoding="UTF-8"/>
    
    <xsl:param name="spidered-at">Now</xsl:param>

    <xsl:template match="/">
        <page>
            <xsl:attribute name="spidered-at"><xsl:value-of select="$spidered-at"/></xsl:attribute>
            <nextpage>
                <xsl:attribute name="href">
                    <xsl:value-of select="/h:html/h:body/h:div/h:div/h:div[1]/h:table/h:tr/h:td/h:table[3]/h:tr/h:td[2]/h:div/h:table/h:tr/h:td/h:a[normalize-space(text()) = '>']/@href"/>
                </xsl:attribute>
            </nextpage>
            <lastpage>
                <xsl:attribute name="href">
                    <xsl:value-of select="/h:html/h:body/h:div/h:div/h:div[1]/h:table/h:tr/h:td/h:table[3]/h:tr/h:td[2]/h:div/h:table/h:tr/h:td/h:a[starts-with(normalize-space(text()), 'Last')]/@href"/>
                </xsl:attribute>
            </lastpage>
            <xsl:apply-templates select="/h:html/h:body/h:div/h:div/h:div/h:table/h:tr/h:td/h:div[@id='posts']"/>
        </page>
    </xsl:template>

    <xsl:template match="h:div[@id='posts']">
        <posts>
            <xsl:apply-templates select="h:div[@align='center']/h:div/h:div/h:div/h:table"/>
        </posts>
    </xsl:template>

    <xsl:template match="h:table">
        <post>
            <xsl:attribute name="cukid"><xsl:value-of select="substring-after(@id, 'post')"/></xsl:attribute>
            <xsl:attribute name="tpdid"><xsl:value-of select="h:tr[1]/h:td[2]/h:a/@name"/></xsl:attribute>
            <xsl:attribute name="time"><xsl:value-of select="normalize-space(h:tr[1]/h:td[1]/text()[2])"/></xsl:attribute>
            <xsl:apply-templates select="h:tr[2]/h:td[@class='alt2']"/>
            <xsl:apply-templates select="h:tr[2]/h:td[@class='alt1']"/>
        </post>
    </xsl:template>

    <xsl:template match="h:td[@class='alt2']">
        <poster>
            <name><xsl:value-of select="h:div[1]/h:a[1]/text()"/></name>
            <page>
                <xsl:attribute name="href">
                    <xsl:value-of select="h:div[1]/h:a[1]/@href"/>
                </xsl:attribute>
            </page>
            <avatar>
                <xsl:attribute name="href">
                    <xsl:value-of select="h:div[3]/h:a/h:img/@src"/>
                </xsl:attribute>
            </avatar>
            <joined><xsl:value-of select="substring-after(h:div[3]/h:div[1]/text(), 'Join Date: ')"/></joined>
        </poster>
    </xsl:template>
    
    <xsl:template match="h:td[@class='alt1']">
        <content>
            <title>
                <xsl:attribute name="icon">
                    <xsl:value-of select="h:div[1]/h:img/@src"/>
                </xsl:attribute>
                <text><xsl:value-of select="h:div[1]/h:strong/text()"/></text>
            </title>
            <body>
                <xsl:copy-of select="h:div[2]"/>
            </body>
        </content>
    </xsl:template>
    
</xsl:stylesheet>