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    Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Post
    the supermarket or the funeral directors
    I think the gf would hve preferred the funeral directors for me! She says I will die in a fireball...

    I got beer for tonight, yoghurt, grapes, bin liners, bubble bath, petite filous...

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      #98300
      BrilloPad
      Super poster

      century

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        how much data do you capture per post? what database are you using?

        I do hope you don't reply excel...
        It's a mySQL database, as that's what the hosting company provides - v.5.0.42.

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          At page 300: 1.3 MiB

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            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            At page 300: 1.3 MiB
            So assuming 10000 pages, 43.3 MiB? ready in 13.5 hours? so about 7:30am tomorrow?

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              I just had a look at the Forum rules.
              Forum Rules

              Do you think somebody should tell them over in General?
              Choose your answer:
              1. No. Next.
              2. DOOMED.
              3. Get back to TPD.

              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                illegal! you want illegal I am your man! As the former head of the fax and email squad (and committed activist leader) I know it all!

                Give us details of the blag then!
                You are Wolfie Smith and I claim my £5.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  There is a fliping cock crowing somewhere out the back... it's the middle of the Day, for the love of God
                  Of course there is. It's Easter Friday. I expect it will crow 3 times.

                  Now where's my bag of money... ?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I think the gf would hve preferred the funeral directors for me! She says I will die in a fireball...

                    I got beer for tonight, yoghurt, grapes, bin liners, bubble bath, petite filous...



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                      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                      why don't you go and choke that chicken then?
                      CM,

                      Not only should you put every noun and verb you use through the Urban Dictionary, it might be worthwhile getting someone to write a script that puts every response to you through it too!

                      Bad Scourer, bad!




                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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