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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Morning, all

    afternoon TF

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      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      I'll leave it an exercise for the reader what they want to do with the QUOTE lines. (Of which I have removed the first '[' and final ']'.


      QUOTE=An Official Drivel Monitor]


      Drivel alert!

      This Generalist is drivelling.

      Move this thread the Light-Relief at once!

      Drivel alert!

      [/QUOTE

      I have it saved and ready to use...

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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        Real Time™. Those were the days.
        There was a time when you were in RT and the est of us were always playing catch up...

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Thats cos you are out of practice!
          It's not just that.

          The Top Drivellers statistic is:
          TPD posts divided by CUK posts

          but CUK posts is now incorrect. The tricky bit is deciding upon an alternative.

          I have a few in mind...
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Cocktail Recipe Suggestion

            Southern Comfort & Babycham


            You will thank me for this.

            Ingredients:
            - one bottle Southern Comfort
            - one pack of Babycham (at least 12 bottles)
            - a spouse, girlfriend, lustee, etc.

            Method:
            1. Mix Southern Comfort and Babycham at about 1:2 ratio over ice.

            2. Drink.

            3. Experiment with different ratios to see what you like best.

            4. Practice making babies.


            Southern Comfort & Babycham tastes like a soft drink. It is absolutely gorgeous. It slips down a treat and makes the girls go giggly. Before you know it the bottle is empty and there's underwear on the carpet.

            Try it this weekend and you will thank me for it.
            Alas I am far far too good at point 4 - I already have 3. no more please!

            Thats why I am posting in tpd - to avoid having sex....

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Yeah, an ultra-violet mouse would be really kewl!
              NO! infra red mice get confused by sweat....

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Computers, eh?

                Can't live with 'em.

                Can't get an income without 'em.
                that is just sooooo true.

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  Alas I am far far too good at point 4 - I already have 3. no more please!

                  Thats why I am posting in tpd - to avoid having sex....
                  I am truly amazed that you can make such an outrageous boast and be appealing for sympathy!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    It's not just that.

                    The Top Drivellers statistic is:
                    TPD posts divided by CUK posts

                    but CUK posts is now incorrect. The tricky bit is deciding upon an alternative.

                    I have a few in mind...
                    IMO what was important was who much we contributed elsewhere. so the top 20 tpd posters should be ranked by posts in other forums.

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      I am truly amazed that you can make such an outrageous boast and be appealing for sympathy!
                      no appeal for sympathy. I was reading Jeremy Clarkson today. he said before 40 you think more about sex than death. after 40 it is reversed....

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