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    more coffe needed - i'll be back...

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      coffee here!

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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Have you noticed that young ladies' bosoms seem much more generous these days than they did in our youth?

        I think there must be something in the water.
        Also, large, square jaws and larger hips. Applies to males and females with a maximum age of about 25ish.

        It is the growth hormones that was in the imported meat from the Americas.

        Merkins all have the same shape: huge hip bones and big square jaws. Given the USA does not have one gene type - why should they all be of that bone structure?

        Growth hormones.

        One of the many things Europe has right: restricting their use.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          It's the growth hormones, and it's not in the water, it's in the meat.

          The current generation of young adults all grew up during a time when farmers were allowed to feed growth hormone supplements to their livestock.

          At the time, the politicians from the Ministry of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food assured us that this wasn't a problem, as their scientific advisers had, in their turn, assured them that the procedures followed ensured that said hormones didn't actually make it into the meat by the time we ate it.

          We now have a generation of unnaturally large people, which the government claims is due to better nutrition and healthcare, although they've quietly restricted the use of growth hormones in the food chain.

          Draw your own conclusions...
          I did. Back in 1984 when I switched to organic food and refused to buy anything with additives in it.

          That seriously reduced my shopping options till everyone else got on the band wagon.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
            ROTFLMFAO....

            #97079





            Well done!
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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              Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
              I've got that sense of deja vu again...
              I just knew you were going to say that...
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                I just knew you were going to say that...
                Morning all
                Confusion is a natural state of being

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  My sense of deja vu again was correct...
                  Haven't we just had this conversation?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                    I'm only one day in the past now...
                    Me: two days in the past.

                    So I'll see you tomorrow.
                    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                      Unemployment 1 %
                      Transport 94 %
                      Criminality 3 %
                      Pollution 4 %

                      I'm shocked!!!!

                      Place is a dump
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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