milk the cow with one udder euph. To be the only hand in the farmyard area; to fight the last turkey in the shop.
							
						
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 ming Scotch v. To emit a foul smell. As in: "Christ, it's minging in here!"I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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 minging n. Awful. As in: "Peter Beardsley's haircut was minging".I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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 milm v. To cover something in jism. As in, "0y, mum, I've milmed me kex."I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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 Quiet day at work, Dear? "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true." "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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 Ming the merciless euph. Death by chocolate starfish (qv); a beefy eggo. An exceptionally foul smelling fart.I don't know my arse from an hole in the groundComment
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