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Ha.
Right. Sometime in the next week I am going speed dating. Its a trial run for this dating for IT geeks idea that I had (not that I think you need help or anything). See I'm taking this remarkably seriously and its not just an attempt to try and carve a night out, get a shag and claim the money back as "research"
So. 15 women going (apparently). How many ticks do you think I'll get. (they tell you how many ticks you got and how many matches). Don't give a hoot about matches...ticks are the way forward.
Age range is 21 - 29 (i am 25).
I would create a witty poll but can't be arsed.Comment
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Originally posted by Sockpuppet View PostHa.
Right. Sometime in the next week I am going speed dating. Its a trial run for this dating for IT geeks idea that I had (not that I think you need help or anything). See I'm taking this remarkably seriously and its not just an attempt to try and carve a night out, get a shag and claim the money back as "research"
So. 15 women going (apparently). How many ticks do you think I'll get. (they tell you how many ticks you got and how many matches). Don't give a hoot about matches...ticks are the way forward.
Age range is 21 - 29 (i am 25).
I would create a witty poll but can't be arsed.
Ive been speed dating a few times its ok but once you get to about the 5 or 6 girl, you already both heard it all before. When I went I got 3 ticks, all from eastern european ladies, not sure it they were trying to bag a passport
didnt follow it up though, good luck its a laugh and good practice.
I did somework today very happy I got myself out of the rut, not good slacking when renewal is at the door so needs be.Comment
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Never been speed dating - just go to a meat market and don't get pi$$ed - you'll get laid.Originally posted by Bumfluff View PostIve been speed dating a few times its ok but once you get to about the 5 or 6 girl, you already both heard it all before. When I went I got 3 ticks, all from eastern european ladies, not sure it they were trying to bag a passport
didnt follow it up though, good luck its a laugh and good practice.
I did somework today very happy I got myself out of the rut, not good slacking when renewal is at the door so needs be.
"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Evening denizens
I'm just about to leave the office - I may pop in later, depending on whether the performance of the hotel wifi is truly lamentable, or just fairly lamentable.
Bye for now
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I didn't!Originally posted by Jog On View PostNever been speed dating - just go to a meat market and don't get pi$$ed - you'll get laid.
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later NickOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostEvening denizens
I'm just about to leave the office - I may pop in later, depending on whether the performance of the hotel wifi is truly lamentable, or just fairly lamentable.
Bye for now
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But then I could go to a brothel with a wallet full of twenties and not get laid...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI didn't!
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