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Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
I am the master puppeteer and you are my playthings.
It is like the Muppet Show in here. Only better.
It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, Xenophon!
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the TPDers on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Gale force 8 at RAF Valley on Anglesey!
Here the wind is making a right racket round the hotel.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostYou miss the point, Xen baby. On the Muppet Show, the Muppets are in charge...
It's the Muppet Show with our Very Special Guest Star, Xenophon!
It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to meet the TPDers on the Muppet Show tonight.
It's time to put on makeup
It's time to dress up right
It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight.
And now let's get things started
Why don't you get things started
It's time to get things started
On the most sensational inspirational celebrational Muppetational
This is what we call the Muppet Show!
(Gonzo blows his trumpet)Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostGale force 8 at RAF Valley on Anglesey!
Here the wind is making a right racket round the hotel.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostLet's all go over to The Xen Love thread and give xen a big hugDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostOh dear, I seem to have resurrected that thread.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post5000 posts
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The banananas have come out in a storm ...
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The Quintessential Monkey March!
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Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostHere it is dead calm and dry. we had hail for about 3 minutes at about 6 pm and nothing since.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostNot quite. The nausea is still hovering though so watch this space
Floating diced carrots.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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