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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Give me the link to SKA, it was on here a while back but I couldn't find it the other day with a search.
    Blasphemy!
    Ouch..

    But if Diver can't find SKA, how can he use SKA to search for SKA?

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      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Can you help by not posting consecutively in this thread?

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        Originally posted by Diver View Post
        two
        to

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          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          three
          watch

          Especially when he picks up a power tool...

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            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            Take it lower - its more boring than ATW...
            AtW

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              88 bottles of beer now go in the airing cupboard until next weekend...

              87 bottles of beer now go in the airing cupboard until next weekend...

              86 bottles of beer now go in the airing cupboard until next weekend...

              85 bottles of beer now go in the airing cupboard until next weekend...

              Oops, sorry, I thought it was a song

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                She's made of latex and she's inflatable.

                Oops. Did I say that out loud?


                Don't tell me you're talking about your wife who's also your best friend?

                Here was me thinking it was a marriage made in heaven, and it transpires that it's a marriage made in Fort Dunlop

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  Unless
                  you

                  can


                  remember




                  teletypes,


                  One day at school the high speed punch tape reader on the PDP 8/e gave up and sulked. It took nearly an hour to load the multi-user (where multi == 3) BASIC interpreter via the tape reader on one of the Teletypes, once somebody had come up with the necessary bootstrap code, converted it into octal, and loaded it in binary via the array of switches on the front panel

                  That's why the switches on the PDP 8/e front panel were orange or brown, grouped in threes - it made it easier to enter octal numbers, which are of course three bits wide.

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                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    AtW
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                      He was at the London Xmas do

                      Very nice chap - I think he was just trying to play with our minds when he went off on that nineteenth-dimensional tangent the other day

                      Doesn't work if you've met him
                      I know, after chatting with the guy, I've decided that he's a nice chap who's been hanging around Sasguru and the others too long.
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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