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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Your old?
    My old what ?

    Or did you mean You're old

    Spell Illiterate for me
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      It could be worse....you could be me. At least I still have my youth and sunny disposition.


      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Is your car too small?
      Yes

      But it is economical.

      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Is your house too small?
      What house

      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Is it your inability to form a relationship?
      Of the kind, yes

      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Is your disappointment at not having fathered children?
      Actually its probably best for the entire world that I don't. I mean come on.

      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      Is it to do with your manhood - do you want to know if you are "normal"?
      Now I'm sure this is fine. Never had any complaints, never really had any compliments either. Maybe I should have a "hows my ******* - call 1-800 SOCK PUPT" sticker on my arse.

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        Evening Sock
        Evening Everybody else

        Oh! and AtW
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
          It could be worse....you could be me. At least I still have my youth and sunny disposition.




          Yes

          But it is economical.



          What house



          Of the kind, yes



          Actually its probably best for the entire world that I don't. I mean come on.



          Now I'm sure this is fine. Never had any complaints, never really had any compliments either. Maybe I should have a "hows my ******* - call 1-800 SOCK PUPT" sticker on my arse.
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            Now I'm sure this is fine. Never had any complaints, never really had any compliments either. Maybe I should have a "hows my ******* - call 1-800 SOCK PUPT" sticker on my arse.

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              Originally posted by Diver View Post
              My old what ?

              Or did you mean You're old

              Spell Illiterate for me
              What can I say. The modern education system isn't a patch on what they had in your day. Although we did get to play with computers I hear its an improved version of the slate and pencil you used.

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                I'm off out now - see you later, denizens

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                  Same. I am orf to bed.

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I expect Diver to take 3rd slot by tmrw.
                    Maybe not, I'm having a Tramadol & Morphine moment
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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                      Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                      What can I say. The modern education system isn't a patch on what they had in your day. Although we did get to play with computers I hear its an improved version of the slate and pencil you used.

                      Slate! Pencil?
                      I lived on the bottom of a lake in a cardboard box, I'll have you know.
                      I used to get up before I went to bed and work 25 hrs a day...................................

                      I was programming computers when you were still crapping yellow sonny me lad
                      Confusion is a natural state of being

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