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    The girl has to...erm...you know...put it up her, and the lad takes the remote.
    The pope is a tard.

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      Anyway, I'd had it, you know...up there, for a couple of hours and forgot all about it.
      I went to the bar and all of a sudden my lad presses the remote
      The pope is a tard.

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        I pretty much collapsed at the bar, mid order!

        Anyway...I pulled myself together and carried on the night.
        The pope is a tard.

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          About an hour later it went off again, but this time the remote stopped working! It wouldn't turn off.
          The pope is a tard.

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            I sware to god, at first it was the funniest thing I'd ever experienced and I couldn't stop laughing...but after about 10 minutes I couldn't walk!
            The pope is a tard.

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              He's frantically dismantling the remote, and I'm pretty much on the floor - people around us thinking I was having a seisure!
              The pope is a tard.

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                I had to crawl through the bar on my hands and knees to get to the toilets to take it out!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  very very funny looking back, although I've found it hard to be satisfied by a man since
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    I missed the vibrators and the nipple stories. COul dyou repeat them, just for me.
                    Go on, there si no one else listening at this time.
                    I am not qualified to give the above advice!

                    The original point and click interface by
                    Smith and Wesson.

                    Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to time

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                      Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
                      I missed the vibrators and the nipple stories. COul dyou repeat them, just for me.
                      Go on, there si no one else listening at this time.
                      Sorry, no repeats
                      The pope is a tard.

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