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Lack of forestation due to your excessive use of paper will probably mean the end of the human race before then.Originally posted by zeitghost View PostIt's so complicated that I can barely use it myself... don't think my esteemed students would have much of a chance...
Anyway, I made 5 copies of each handout, all doomed to remain unread if my experience of these things is anything to go by...
So that'll be 2 or 3 left over for next year.
If we get a next year...
I think that was your devilish alien plan all alongConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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you missed the washing, drying and ironingOriginally posted by BrilloPad View Postwell she might have broken cuk! I wonder if this reply will end up before your message?
I must get her to stick to flower arranging, stroking the cats and playing with the baby.
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostOh yeah..... in which case I am going to count up.... 51 days




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was that whe the PKs were kicking in?Originally posted by Diver View PostHi Jog
You missed us breaking tpd last night.
We had a breach in the tpd space time continuum. my replies were appearing on the board before the original posts were.
Scary when a reply appears 2 posts before the question
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Ah! so you know exactly how you will feel about someone ten years in the future then?Originally posted by Xenophon View PostPoor choice to have children though, wasn't it?
C'mon, What's the secret?
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why does the bride wear white? cos that is the colour all kitchen appliances come inOriginally posted by FiveTimes View Postyou missed the washing, drying and ironing

<split my sides>
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Originally posted by cailin maith View Postgoing home for easter but thats more of a penance than a holiday
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It is fairly obvious to most, if not all though, isn't it?Originally posted by cailin maith View PostStop being a numpty - he's not mentioned the name of the group... just get on with fighting
Now shhhh noob.Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
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hmmm - I have an idea for a thread in general...Originally posted by Diver View PostLack of forestation due to your excessive use of paper will probably mean the end of the human race before then.
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