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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostMrs BI has made it VERY clear she wants the light off and to go to sleep.
Damn.
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That's it. Lights off.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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atm has a very NOT SAFE FOR WORK alternative meaning, rather than "at the moment".Originally posted by EqualOpportunities View PostI must need more coffee, for I am lost
Zeity has some gentlemen's films that might clarify what it involves, but it's rather a mouthful.Comment
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It's been done before.Originally posted by AndyGarbs View Postthat would mean that over 1000 posts would have been done since 7.00 this morning
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Ah, I see. Well, as interesting as it sounds, I meant the latter... Must search Google nowOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View Postatm has a very NOT SAFE FOR WORK alternative meaning, rather than "at the moment".
Zeity has some gentlemen's films that might clarify what it involves, but it's rather a mouthful.
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But I wasn't on drugs thenOriginally posted by TheFaQQer View PostIt's been done before.
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