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    #id
    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    Perhaps they're an alien life form that feeds on wifi signals

    Not one of your lot is it, Zeity?
    nah.

    I reckon it's his tinfoil hat...

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      #id
      Time to head to the pub and read Private Eye

      Later folks

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        #id
        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        nah.

        I reckon it's his tinfoil hat...



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          #id
          Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
          Yup.

          Sounds like that's the one... a singularly daft way to die... I'm sure he'd have lived had someone done a heimlich or been brave enough to do the biro into the trachea thing...
          They may have done: "It is believed attempts were made by staff and customers at the nightclub to revive the man."

          Maybe he breathed in and sucked a load of dry cake crumbs down. They'd probably stick and then swell a little as they absorb moisture. That'd be tricky to fix.

          Whatever the cause, I feel sorry for him, and sorry for anyone there at the time too.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #id
            Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
            Time to head to the pub and read Private Eye

            Later folks


            I've just had some Onion Seed and Rosemary crackers.

            By 'eck, they repeat on you...

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              #id
              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Time to head to the pub and read Private Eye

              Later folks
              Bye!
              Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

              Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                #id
                My flaky connection is getting on my wick now.

                I think I shall give up drivelling for tonight.

                I brought some paperwork to do anyway.

                So, see ya!

                Be good!

                Have fun!

                Play nicely!
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  #id
                  Byeeee

                  I'm about to find out if I've recorded Lost or not...

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                    #id
                    Gosh.

                    I wish they'd get on with it... I don't know how much more of this I can cope with...

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                      #id
                      Anyway, time to cuddle the cat...

                      Byeeee

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