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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostYeah, why not??
BI - while I remember paddywhack
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWell, I've really done it this time.
Chopping up old timbers on the big power saw on friday, and a nail in the timber caught my glove and dragged my left hand into the saw blade.
Sawed through the back of my hand. cut through the index finger bone, thumb and middle finger bones. severed the tendons for the index, middle and the next finger. nicked half through the thumb tendon and vein, and stripped the skin from the back of my hand.
they flew me up to Morriston hospital in Swansea to the plastic surgery unit.
those wonderful surgeons managed to save my hand and all my fingers.
they sent me home this morning because I wouldn't stay in bed anyway.
in plaster now up to the elbow, and will be for the next six weeks.
But at least you didn't break a nail.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
May it be the first of many
Currently watching Zulu Dawn while drinking beer. But my daughter wants to go to http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/butterfly/ so I'll have to stop surfing.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAbout 4 pints of Carling Black Label in the restaurant and two cans of Carlsberg when I got home. Spread over 5½ hours.
Ugh!Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI once had a student allocated to me for 4 months on work experience.
At the end I assured her all her work would be embedded into ClientCorp's core systems. I escorted her to the door, went back to my desk and deleted her home directory.
Zero risk, zero benefit.
Job done.
I had to threaten to throw my toys out of the pram to get assigned something else.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI reckon you need all these supplements because of your poor diet.
There's not much nutrition to be had in students, you know.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBut some don't follow that path - they cross it and so only see cross-sections of TPD.
They know not what they miss!Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostAha! Proof!
See? TPD is like crack cocaine, only more addictive.
Once started, there is no stopping.Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostAwww, thanks for the welcome. Though you may regret it later...
Currently watching Zulu Dawn while drinking beer. But my daughter wants to go to http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/butterfly/ so I'll have to stop surfing.Comment
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