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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
Time to change accountants, again.Comment
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I've just switched accountants and they were really surprised when I said I would be leaving.... I mentioned a number of factors to which they replied - "A few other clients have mentioned that.." - WTF they must be daft or loyal.
I'm interested in making money, not spending it on an over priced accountantComment
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I've decided to make my first tpd post my 1000th CUK post.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've decided to make my first tpd post my 1000th CUK post.If you read the best 3 books in any subject, you'll be in the top 5% of experts in the world.Comment
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Well, I've really done it this time.
Chopping up old timbers on the big power saw on friday, and a nail in the timber caught my glove and dragged my left hand into the saw blade.
Sawed through the back of my hand. cut through the index finger bone, thumb and middle finger bones. severed the tendons for the index, middle and the next finger. nicked half through the thumb tendon and vein, and stripped the skin from the back of my hand.
they flew me up to Morriston hospital in Swansea to the plastic surgery unit.
those wonderful surgeons managed to save my hand and all my fingers.
they sent me home this morning because I wouldn't stay in bed anyway.
in plaster now up to the elbow, and will be for the next six weeks.Confusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostI've decided to make my first tpd post my 1000th CUK post.
May it be the first of manyComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostWell, I've really done it this time.
Chopping up old timbers on the big power saw on friday, and a nail in the timber caught my glove and dragged my left hand into the saw blade.
Sawed through the back of my hand. cut through the index finger bone, thumb and middle finger bones. severed the tendons for the index, middle and the next finger. nicked half through the thumb tendon and vein, and stripped the skin from the back of my hand.
they flew me up to Morriston hospital in Swansea to the plastic surgery unit.
those wonderful surgeons managed to save my hand and all my fingers.
they sent me home this morning because I wouldn't stay in bed anyway.
in plaster now up to the elbow, and will be for the next six weeks.
poor Diver
Shame you can type really - I could have overtaken your tpd total! But I guess your post count will go through the ceiling?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostWhy is it that for the past 17 days, every time I start posting here everyone else clears off?
I did say I was off to church!!Comment
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