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    we could do with another ind - but that is not the issue...

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      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Thoroughly well deserved in my opinion - though I am sure you did a serious post once in this thread! drivel only...
      I've done quite a few, actually

      However they've all been swallowed up in the mists of drivel

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        Mother's boyfriend told me to f**k off tonight - my mother backed him!

        All my mothers children are now planning to cut off contact - she will lose contact with 5 children and 9 grandchildren.

        And she will lose contact with him when I get my hands on him...

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Unemployment 1 %
          Transport 100 %
          Criminality 0 %
          Pollution 0 %

          we could do with another ind - but that is not the issue...
          I did a sec just before you posted that, to get the crime down

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            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Mother's boyfriend told me to f**k off tonight - my mother backed him!

            All my mothers children are now planning to cut off contact - she will lose contact with 5 children and 9 grandchildren.

            And she will lose contact with him when I get my hands on him...
            Oh dear

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              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Mother's boyfriend told me to f**k off tonight - my mother backed him!

              All my mothers children are now planning to cut off contact - she will lose contact with 5 children and 9 grandchildren.

              And she will lose contact with him when I get my hands on him...
              I will rip him limb from limb....

              well not me - but I will get someon to do it...

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                Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                I did a sec just before you posted that, to get the crime down


                I warn you now that the Crime in Windsor/Cambridge will be going up soon...

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                  I think I will go and post some numbers to calm down - I dont want to interrupt the NickFitz celebrations - later folks

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                    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                    I think I will go and post some numbers to calm down - I dont want to interrupt the NickFitz celebrations - later folks
                    Bye

                    Going to your Happy Place...

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                      Hmm. Cold pork pie + some imagination =

                      Remove pork pie from plastic wrapper. Put pork pie into sandwich bag. Fill kettle. Hang sandwich bag into kettle, hold bag in place with the kettle lid.

                      Boil kettle.

                      Ignore worrying amount of oily stuff floating on surface of kettle water.

                      Voilà! One tepid pork pie with molten jelly fat inside and cold meat.

                      Good Idea Factor rating: 4/10.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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