"humbly report, sir, you were here on a visit"
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
test please delete
Collapse
This is a sticky topic.
X
X
Collapse
-
-
-
svejk lifted the chaplain and propped him up against the wall. the chaplian lurched from side to side and rolled over on him saying:Comment
-
"i'm falling on you!"
"falling on you," he repeated with an idiotic grin.
finally svejk managed to press the chaplain to the wall, where in this new position he started to doze again.Comment
-
Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.Comment
-
svejk woke him up. "what can i do for you?" said the chaplian making a vain attempt to drag himself along by the wall and sit on the floor. "who are you anyhow?"Comment
-
"humbly report, sir, replied svejk, pushing the chaplian back against the wall once more, "i'm you're batman, your reverence sir"Comment
-
"i haven't got any batman" said the chaplain with an effort, making another attempt to fall on to svejk. and i'm not a reverence"Comment
-
Comment
-
the little tustle ended in complete victory for svejk. he took advantage of it to drag the chaplian dow the stairs into the carriage entrance, where the chalain tried to stop him from dragging him into the street. "i don't kow you sir" he kept on saying to sjejk in the struggle. "do you know otto katz? that's me"Comment
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Streamline Your Retirement with iSIPP: A Solution for Contractor Pensions Sep 1 09:13
- Making the most of pension lump sums: overview for contractors Sep 1 08:36
- Umbrella company tribunal cases are opening up; are your wages subject to unlawful deductions, too? Aug 31 08:38
- Contractors, relabelling 'labour' as 'services' to appear 'fully contracted out' won't dupe IR35 inspectors Aug 31 08:30
- How often does HMRC check tax returns? Aug 30 08:27
- Work-life balance as an IT contractor: 5 top tips from a tech recruiter Aug 30 08:20
- Autumn Statement 2023 tipped to prioritise mental health, in a boost for UK workplaces Aug 29 08:33
- Final reminder for contractors to respond to the umbrella consultation (closing today) Aug 29 08:09
- Top 5 most in demand cyber security contract roles Aug 25 08:38
- Changes to the right to request flexible working are incoming, but how will contractors be affected? Aug 24 08:25
Comment