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    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    Bah. Get takeaway or abuse Ned and make her cook.
    Nah - it'll be another late on for me tonight

    Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
    I once traded a box of tena ladies for a table with a bloke I met walking down the street.
    why did you have tena ladies?

    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    A drunken cheese / beans / spaghetti on toast it is, then!
    Mmmmm spagetti hoops on toast... thats working for me

    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post


    (and either "any woman" or "all women")
    Oi...
    Bazza gets caught
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      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
      ASSIGN 100 TO K
      GOTO K

      Not bad. Better:

      INPUT "Choose option 1,2,3,4 or 9 to exit"; Z
      GOTO 1000 + Z * 100 REM Do users command



      (Whereas, of course, the equivalent in C is considered good programming! )
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        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        If you could all post nicely up to 74999 and then let me have 75000 to go with my 25000 and 50000, that would be much appreciated.
        Just like at 2007/12/31 23:59 when there was nobody at all about?



        Just how sad are we all?
        Last edited by BrowneIssue; 28 January 2008, 15:31. Reason: Just had to change it to YYYY/MM/DD HH:MM format.
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          Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
          I once traded a box of tena ladies for a table with a bloke I met walking down the street.
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          why did you have tena ladies?
          He didn't he had a table!!

          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Nah - it'll be another late on for me tonight
          No looking at naughty websites when you're working late!!! The permies may not be there but you know they log all internet traffic!!

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            Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
            Woo hoo!

            new departure time of 1230
            Have you left yet?
            Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
            Look on the bright side. Could be worse.

            Could be 1231
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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Just like at 2007/12/31 23:59 when there was nobody at all about?



              Just how sad are we all?
              I wasn't there for FPOTNY, so can't comment.

              But 75000 would be nice.
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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                why did you have tena ladies?
                I don't really know. I woke up with one stuck to my head and a box on the bed. Decided the best idea was the venture out like this. It involved alcohol. Lots or alcohol.

                I seem to remember it involving absynth (spelling?) and sugar as well......

                Originally posted by Ardesco View Post
                He didn't he had a table!!
                At the end of the night I did. Was a good table as well untill the student hall nazis told me to take it out back and put it down.

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                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  I don't really know. I woke up with one stuck to my head and a box on the bed. Decided the best idea was the venture out like this. It involved alcohol. Lots or alcohol.

                  I seem to remember it involving absynth (spelling?) and sugar as well......



                  At the end of the night I did. Was a good table as well untill the student hall nazis told me to take it out back and put it down.
                  Absinthe

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Piss off I am not that "mature" - Nah, I'm now scouting for an older man with some level of emotional maturity.....
                    Linky.



                    HTH
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                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      #73836 I think I will give up men for lent....
                      Aren't you supposed to give up something you're currently getting?

                      Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                      #73837





                      Well done!
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