Only the best for my girl.
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Put my few remaining sleeping pills up safe because the grandkids were coming down.
Now I can't remember where I put them
Hence awake half the night againConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostOnly the best for my girl.
At least she never called me "Daddy" whilst in the throes of passion
BTW she didn't warn me of this in advance... we were in the throes when she switched into that mode, thereby confusing me terribly when it was too late for me to "disengage"Comment
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Tried meditation techniques, don't work on me.
Need something to slow the brain down a bitConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by Diver View PostPut my few remaining sleeping pills up safe because the grandkids were coming down.
Now I can't remember where I put them
Hence awake half the night again
HTHComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI had a girl (well, she was three years older than me, but you know what I mean) who liked to pretend to be an eight year old...
At least she never called me "Daddy" whilst in the throes of passion
BTW she didn't warn me of this in advance... we were in the throes when she switched into that mode, thereby confusing me terribly when it was too late for me to "disengage"
I don't even like petite women, or oriental women. too much like doing it with kids.
Give me a big buxom wench every timeConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThey're in the place where you put the pills so the grandkids won't find them.
HTHConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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Damn, you did help!!!
I put them under the scanner lid of the HP Printer/copierConfusion is a natural state of beingComment
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