Some Assenture booted besuited barrow boys have joined the club recently. They seem very young and their expensive suits don't quite fit them properly. I wonder what they're up to.
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostSome Assenture booted besuited barrow boys have joined the club recently. They seem very young and their expensive suits don't quite fit them properly. I wonder what they're up to.Last edited by oracleslave; 24 January 2008, 16:17.Comment
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Originally posted by realityhack View PostIt seems to me that, the larger and more successful an organisation is, the more of it is held together with string, spittle, post-it notes and blu-tack behind the scenes.Originally posted by realityhack View Posttwonkaloons, the lot of them. Well, not the whole lot of them, there are some utter stars here, but an awful lot of people who don't seem to do any actual work. The contractors (for the most part) are fairly normal, and the minority of permies (the ones with 5 o'clock shadow, less hair and an unhappy home life) seem to be holding the majority afloat.Comment
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just ringing hmrc to try and get access to tax returnYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostA Web Marketing Manager that doesn't know what a URL is. Is that for real or a wind up?
'sorry, what?'
'a URL - you know, a web address, the location of the page you see in the address bar at the top of your browser, like www.google.co.uk'
'oh I don't do the technical side of things'
'er... ok'Comment
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apparently I will not be able to fill in my return on line, I will have to pring off the paper copy and stick it in the post
Dont you just love HMRC for efficiencyYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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RH - That was a very impressive rant
Here have aBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Originally posted by realityhack View Post'oh I don't do the technical side of things'
'er... ok'Comment
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Originally posted by MrsGoof View Postapparently I will not be able to fill in my return on line, I will have to pring off the paper copy and stick it in the post
Dont you just love HMRC for efficiency"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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